Where Can A Mango?

Where can a Mango?

Where can a Mango that a lady can't?

Is a question that I've often pondered.

Should gentlemen's clubs, in this day be allowed?

This is something that I've always wondered.



Does a Mango to a ladies' hairdressers,

or a dress shop or handbag boutique?

Does he stick to sports shops and barbers?

(in case one should think him a freak.)



Would a Mango hug you and snog you,

Or instead shake you by the hand?

Would he join an all girls’ karaoke?

Or play guitar in a punk rock band?



Do Mangoes play football and rugby?

Do they like rolling round in the mud?

Or do they play hockey and croquet,

as only real ladies would?



Would a Mango eat cucumber sandwiches

and drink tea, or sip pink champagne?

Or does he prefer a chip butty,

washed down with a coke, in the rain?



Does a Mango buy Valentines cards?

Is he willing to lay his soul bare?

Does he text and say he's 'not boverred'

Or go on Facebook and say 'I don't care'?



Does a Mango care where it lives,

maybe in Hackney or Watford or Putney?

Does it want to end its days in a sorbet

or pickled and spiced in a chutney?